Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away. - George Carlin
" "Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, singer, voice artist, and comedian, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on politics, language, psychology, and religion, as well as some taboo subjects.
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