Cornelia would not be altogether surprised if she saw the grazing cow start tap dancing, lap dancing, or whatever quantum gravity might cause cows to… - João Magueijo

I've always felt that copious use of the word 'something' allows anyone to solve any problem, even insoluble ones.

Thus, the distance between any two galaxies increases in time, creating the illusion of mechanical motion. But in reality, galaxies just sit there, contemplating the spectacle of the universe creating more and more space in between them.

The game of science can accurately be described as a never-ending insult to human intelligence.