Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best. - P. J. O'Rourke

When a government controls both the economic power of individuals and the coercive power of the state ... This violates a fundamental rule of happy living: Never let the people with all the money and the people with all the guns be the same people.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.