Comedy is filled with surprise, so when I cross a line... I like to find out where the line might be and then cross it deliberately, and then make th… - George Carlin

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!

There are over seventeen thousand golf courses in America. They average over one hundred and fifty acres a piece – that's three million plus acres, four thousand, eight hundred and twenty square miles – you could build two Rhode Islands and a Delaware for the homeless on the land currently being wasted on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant, elitist, racist—there's another thing; the only blacks you'll find at country clubs are carrying trays—and a boring game. A boring game for boring people. You ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies fuck! And a mindless game, too.

Tits always look better in a pink sweater.