Barbarian hordes en masse you fuck, Odd types into your bed… - Martial

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Barbarian hordes en masse you fuck,
Odd types into your bed you tuck,
You take on blacks and Asian forces,
And Jews, and soldiers, and their horses.
Yet you, voracious Roman chick,
Have never known a Roman dick.

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Marcus Valerius Martialis (March, between 38 and 41 CE–between 102 and 104 CE) was born at Bilbilis, a small town in the north-east of Spain (Hispania). He is commonly known in the English speaking world as Martial. He was a scathing satirist, often writing highly derogatory poems of his acquaintances — including his patrons — which he published under the title of Epigrammata. Though not the first Roman poet to write in an epigrammatic style he is widely considered to have brought the epigram to its acme as a literary genre; thus he is rightly considered the 'Father of the Epigram.'

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Native Name: Marcus Valerius Martialis

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Horace Ovid Virgil Juvenal Pliny the Younger

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Si post fata venit gloria, non propero.

You complain, friend Swift, of the length of my epigrams, but you yourself write nothing. Yours are shorter.

Virtue extends our days: he lives two lives who relives his past with pleasure.

Barbarian hordes en masse you fuck, Odd types into your bed you tuck, You take on blacks and Asian forces, And Jews, and soldiers, and their horses. … - Martial

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