"There's a door." "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think." - Terry Pratchett

Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel — merely terribly, terribly good at his job.

His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools — the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans — and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.

Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise.