Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely.'. - Dylan Moran

What dya mean theres no fackin chips, I come ere on a plane, you cunt! I've got children ere, what am I spose to do with this fackin tomato fiasco.

Then you get these articles about how unhealthy life is in the city. You know; mobile phone tumours - far more likely in the city; Well you know what, so is everything else! Including sex, coffee and conversation.

Scotland, the country where they fry the food five times to make sure it’s dead; the country where they invented bacon flavour mouthwash.