I have spent my long and lucky career talking and saying anything I want. I will now step back and take a long time to listen. Thank you for reading. - Louis C.K.

It was a horrible process to get to this. It took me my whole life. If you’re new at this — and by 'new at it,' I mean 15 years in, or even 20 — you’re just starting to get traction ... Give it a minute.

Now we live in an amazing, amazing world and it’s wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots.

The only time you look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.