<i>When a man dies from a bullet entering his chest, it’s a homicide. When a man dies from a meteorite landing on his head, it’s a tragedy. Don’t u… - Rupert Holmes

It is simplicity itself to fire one’s employer. All it takes is some kindling and a match. — Guy McMaster
Founder

what were my impressions upon viewing for the first time the manor where you’d had me brought? My initial thought was “Toad Hall.” This was, of course, an inadequate comparison but the best I could muster considering the limited number of books I’d read that centered on soaring Gothic structures. (As a boy, I went nine pages into The Hunchback of Notre Dame before realizing it wasn’t a football story.)

answer comes there none, then more power to you (especially if you are planning an electrocution).