You know how you speed up baseball? Everybody gets one swing. That's it, one swing, fuck you, you're out, sit down! - George Carlin

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You know how you speed up baseball? Everybody gets one swing. That's it, one swing, fuck you, you're out, sit down!

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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, singer, voice artist, and comedian, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on politics, language, psychology, and religion, as well as some taboo subjects.

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Birth Name: George Denis Patrick Carlin
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