Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos. - J. D. Salinger

If you can't, or won't, think of Seymour, then you go right ahead and call in some ignorant psychoanalyst. You just do that. You just call in some analyst who's experienced in adjusting people to the joys of television, and Life magazine every Wednesday, and European travel, and the H-bomb, and Presidential elections, and the front page of the Times, and God knows what else that's gloriously normal.

In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.