There is no way I was buying my wife a fucking gun, because… - Marc Maron

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There is no way I was buying my wife a fucking gun, because, let's be honest, there is no way I wasn't getting shot with that gun. Buying my wife a gun is sorta like me saying "Y'know, I kinda wanna kill myself...but I want it to be a surprise."

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Marc David Maron (born 27 September 1963) is a standup comic, writer and cultural critic.

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Birth Name: Marc David Maron

Alternative Names: Marcus David Maron

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