Enlightenment is probably antithetical to impatience. - Erik Naggum

Let's just hope that all the world is run by Bill Gates before the Perl hackers can destroy it.

Would you buy a book proudly stating on the cover that its reader is a dummy? Or would you think "of course it's ironic"?

Getting C programmers to understand that they cause the computer to do less than minimum is intractable. … Ask him why he thinks he should be able to get away with unsafe code, core dumps, viruses, buffer overruns, undetected errors, etc., just because he wants "speed".