My God, what am I doing here? It's weird. How do you get to… - Robin Williams

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My God, what am I doing here? It's weird. How do you get to the Met? Money! Lots and lots of money! I can imagine Pavarotti next door at the improv going, "Two Jews walk into a bar..."

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Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, singer, voice artist, and comedian. He was of English, French, German, Irish, Scottish, and Welsh ancestry.

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