'Only boys with small dicks paint pictures of big guns' - a girl in the pub overlooking Mono Lisa [holding a rocket launcher], Soho - Banksy

Pace yourself and repeat [graffitiing] as often as you feel inadequate and no-one listens to a word you say.

I was concerned the piece was a bit too much like a legitimate sign and told my mate I thought it went over people's heads. 'It's not that it goes over people's heads,' he said, 'it's just that they all fucking ducked.'

As soon as you meet someone you know the reason you will leave them.