Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades. - Rick Riordan

"Percy smiled. He knew the stakes were high. He knew this day could go horribly wrong. But he also knew that Annabeth was on that ship.If things went right, this would be the best day of his life.
He threw one arm around Hazel and one arm around Frank.
"Come on," he said. "Let me introduce you to my other family.

"Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!

"On the bright side," Percy said, "both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up."