The great gender unifier is your asshole. - Johannes Grenzfurthner

Vegas is gorgeous hyperreality, but most of the stuff people like here is not my cup of tea. I don't gamble, and I don't like Penn & Teller. I'd rather be locked into a basement full of Philip Glass recordings.

Conspiracy theories (actually: hypotheses) are comforting, anthropocentric, affirming constructs. They assume that someone runs the world, that someone is in control. The sad truth is that nobody is in control. That's way more terrifying.

Everything in German sounds like a war crime. And everything in Austrian German sounds like a war crime served with whipped cream.