I don’t care if she knew about this. She ought to be in prison for wearing a hijab. - Ann Coulter

Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazened with the "F-word" are my opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.

On the bright side, maybe sending men in dresses into women's bathrooms will reduce number of women in our fighting forces.

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.