What's the most important thing in the world? Walking the walk. - Jack Terricloth

Have you noticed that bank tellers are almost always very attractive? Is it because they're on display back there behind the glass so close and yet so far? Or is it like bartenders they have so much of what we want?

Interviewer says "How do you become a member of the World/Inferno Friendship Society?"

People often ask me, "Jack, you're old. How do you manage to get out of the house and be so outraged and hop up and down so very often?" And of course, I respond, "Could you lend me ten bucks so I can buy some drugs?"