On Tuesday I went around San Francisco dressed in overalls designating large parts of it as legal graffiti areas. - Banksy

Last year there was a story on the news that went 'A man arrested in Central London today was found to be carrying over a hundred British passports, twenty birth certificates and more than three hundred driving licenses. Police say they have not yet been able to identify the man...'

I like ironies unless they're real. I was arrested for painting a picture about corruption over a billboard. As a result I spent 40 hours in a cell with the cops taking the piss and telling me lies, followed by a spell of community service and a hefty fine for which I never got a receipt and no record appeared to be kept.

People who should be shot: Fascist thugs, religious fundamentalists, people who write lists telling you who should be shot.