I often feel like a resident of Pompeii who has been asked for some humorous comments on lava. - Tom Lehrer

So get down upon your knees, Fiddle with your rosaries, Bow your head with great respect, And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth, I'm glad to say, is in
The mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man...

Step up and shake the hand Of someone you can't stand, You can tolerate him if you try!