It's easy to be judgmental about crime when you live in a world wealthy enough to be removed from it. But the hood taught me that everyone has differ… - Trevor Noah

It’s easy to be judgmental about crime when you live in a world wealthy enough to be removed from it.

Have you ever argued with a toddler? Because if you have, you probably lost that argument, or you killed the toddler. Either way, you didn't win the argument, because you can't win an argument against a toddler. Toddlers will say the most outlandish shit. [...] Over the course of this election season, we've come to realize that president-elect Donald Trump might have the mind of a toddler. And if you think about it, it makes sense. He loves the same things that toddlers do. They like building things. They love attention, always grabbing things they're not supposed to. [...] You don't argue with a child if you want to win. Don't amplify the toddler's voice, because you'll just get trapped in the toddler's world. Rather, just keep asking the toddler to elaborate. Because logic is the downfall of every toddler. The point is to gently demoralize the toddler and smother his tantrums. And, as a bonus, stop him from delegitimizing the press.

If you stop to consider the ramifications, you’ll never do anything.

Racism teaches us that we are different because of the color of our skin. But because racism is stupid, it’s easily tricked.