He’s no physician, he’s Grandfather Mess. He couldn’t cure … - Jeffrey Ford

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He’s no physician, he’s Grandfather Mess. He couldn’t cure a pain in the ass unless he left the room.

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Jeffrey Ford (born November 8, 1955) is an American writer in the fantastic genre tradition.

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Between Heaven and Hell there is this place called reality. Reality might as well be Hell if you don’t have cash.

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“You gotta watch that anger. The customer’s always right,” said Merk.
“The customer’s hardly ever right,” said Slackwell.

He’s no physician, he’s Grandfather Mess. He couldn’t cure a pain in the ass unless he left the room. - Jeffrey Ford

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