Being a Jew, you realize your strongest weapon is your mind. - Gene Simmons

Anybody who picks up a guitar and tells you that there's some inner message that they're trying to convey . . . it's nonsense. They're not being honest. The reason they're doing this is they wanna get lots of chicks and they don't want to work for a living.

You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.

The notion is that if you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.