It's every man's dream to have a penis so large that he mus… - Maddox

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It's every man's dream to have a penis so large that he must hire a small boy to carry it.

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George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.

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It's every man's dream to have a penis so large that he must hire a small boy to carry it. - Maddox

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