When they're standing right in front of you, kings are a kind of speech impediment. - Terry Pratchett

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.