"Fred, what happened to your ass?" "Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me." - Jay Leno

"Fred, what happened to your ass?" "Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me."

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About Jay Leno

James Douglas Muir Leno (born April 28, 1950) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and television host. After doing stand-up comedy for years, he became the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00 p.m. ET, also on NBC. After The Jay Leno Show was canceled in January 2010 amid a host controversy, Leno returned to host The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on March 1, 2010. He hosted his last episode of The Tonight Show on February 6, 2014. That year, he was inducted into the Television Hall of Fame.

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Birth Name: James Douglas Muir Leno
Alternative Names: Jay Douglas Muir Leno James Leno James Douglas Muir-Leno
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