Most people are far more concerned that they can control their own bodies than they are about petitioning Congress. - Jacob M. Appel

Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke....

One thing led to another. That was the only way to explain how Arnold Brinkman, who considered both professional sports and young children unjustifiable, had ended up at Yankee Stadium with a nine-year-old boy. (Page 5)

Much as we do not permit convicted pedophiles to teach kindergarten or convicted hijackers to board airplanes, common sense dictates that individuals who have been imprisoned for plotting violence against abortion clinics should never again be permitted anywhere near such facilities.