I do have a cause, though. It is obscenity. I'm for it. - Tom Lehrer

Sé que hay gente que no ama a sus semejantes y yo odio a la gente como esa

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear, But much more for the touch of your whips, dear. You can raise welts Like nobody else, As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Andrew Wiles gently smiles, Does his thing, and voila! Q.E.D., we agree, And we all shout hurrah! As he confirms what Fermat Jotted down in that margin, Which could've used some enlargin'.