The phrase 'Someone ought to do something' was not, by itself, a helpful one. People who used it <i>never</i> added the rider 'and that someone is me… - Terry Pratchett

Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.

Normally its narrow streets were crowded with stalls, and people from all over the Carpet. They'd all be trying to cheat one another in that open-and-above-board way known as 'doing business'.

The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice. He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select.