I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight. - Jarod Kintz

I don’t eat Sloppy Joes. I eat Tidy Josephs.

I’ve often wondered why the Protestant Reformation took place in Germany, rather than in Poland. Then I realize that Luther had to nail his 95 theses to the church door, and the Poles didn’t know how to operate a hammer.

Stir a smile in your coffee, and see if that brings out your inner unicorn. Then fry up a few rainbows. I like mine with extra blue and green.