I am not a comic, I have never told a joke...The comedian's promise is that he will go out there and make you laugh with him...My only promise is tha… - Andy Kaufman

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I am not a comic, I have never told a joke...The comedian's promise is that he will go out there and make you laugh with him...My only promise is that I will try to entertain you as best I can....They say, 'Oh wow, Andy Kaufman, he's a really funny guy.' But I'm not trying to be funny. I just want to play with their heads."