If what Jesus said was good, what can it matter whether he was God or not? - Kurt Vonnegut

"Things don't stay the way they are," said Finnerty. "It's too entertaining to try to change them."

Freud said he didn’t know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.

I asked Rob Roy where he had gone to college.
"Yale," he said.
I told him what Helen Dole said about Yale, that it ought to be called "Plantation Owners' Tech."
"I don't get it," he said.
"I had to ask her to explain it myself," I said. "She said Yale was where plantation owners learned how to get the natives to kill each other instead of them."