What your soldier wants -- really, really wants -- is no-one shooting back at him. - Terry Pratchett

It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink.

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk.

The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice. He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select.