The coffee having arrived (how hard it is to write without the ablative absolute!) we guzzled genteelly for a while... - Kyril Bonfiglioli

I don't much care about tea-drinking in the afternoon; in the morning the stuff Jock brings to me in bed is like that Nepenthe which the wife of Thone gave to Jove-born Helena, but in the p.m. it always makes me think of Ganges mud in which crocodiles have been coupling.

The cold pork in the fridge was wilting at the edges; it and I exchanged looks of mutual contempt, like two women wearing the same hat in the Royal Enclosure at Ascot.

I have this heavy addiction to life and I'm told that the withdrawal symptoms are shocking.