They should just call it The Bad News. The bloodiest, most … - Richard Jeni

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They should just call it The Bad News. The bloodiest, most disgusting things that happened today packed into a half an hour, right before you go to bed. You thought you were scared before...

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Richard John Colangelo (April 14, 1957 – March 10, 2007), known by his stage name Richard Jeni, was an American actor and comedian.

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Birth Name: Richard John Colangelo

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