For Beatrice — My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not. - Daniel Handler

At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.