"Look out pop-culture! Bono has had enough of 'romantic love'." - Maddox

"Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well. All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask 'so how come you rule so much?' One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best. I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am. THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE. If I weren't me, I'd wish I was. I love me."

(introduction) "this page is about my opinions. if you disagree, you have a right to your opinion and i can respect that."

"This sounds like the soundtrack of a coma." (On U2's song One Step Closer)