"Look out pop-culture! Bono has had enough of 'romantic love'." - Maddox

"If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel."

There aren't many things I don't want to experience in life, but the sensual caress of a parent going through mid-life crisis is one of them.

"If you've ever wondered what someone who's horny enough to pay a bunch of adolescents $5000 in cash in exchange for some action looks like, take a good look at Ms. Walker's picture. Three words: battery operated dildo. Or if you happen to be a stickler for brevity like I am, just one word: cucumber. Because, damn."