To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze. - P. J. O'Rourke

There are probably more fact-finding tours of Nicaragua right now than there are facts— the country has shortages of practically everything.

A pleasant natural environment is a good — a luxury good, philosophical good, a moral goody-good, a good time for all. Whatever, we want it. If we want something, we should pay for it, with our labor or our cash. We shouldn't beg it, steal it, sit around wishing for it, or euchre the government into taking it by force.

You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal.