Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force into an immovable object. - Laurence J. Peter

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Some Blockett-type employees actually believe that they have received a genuine promotion; others recognize the truth. But the main function of a pseudo-promotion is to deceive people outside the hierarchy. When this is achieved, the maneuver is counted a success.