I am completely half afraid to think. - Brian O'Nolan

Some savage faculty for observation told him that most respectable and estimable people usually had a lot of books in their houses.

Do you know what I am going to tell you, he said with his wry mouth, a pint of plain is your only man.

The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at a crossroads.