Совет подросткам: кайфуйте от спорта, а не от наркотиков. Если же в вашем районе нет баскетбольной площадки — черт с вами, колитесь, нюхайте и курите. - George Carlin

[Responding prematurely to the unfinished question, "Are you trying to change the world or are you trying to...?" and then to the followup query, as to whether Carlin's initial answer was "meant tongue-in-cheek."] [No, I'm] trying] to show how funny it all is. Philosophers have wondered for centuries: Why are we here? And I say, I'm here to see the show. So, let's get busy with these wars. I'm very disappointed in all these peace things that are going on. They're really letting me down. You take ancient hatreds and modern weapons and you got a nice recipe for some entertaining stuff. [...] I'm only being partly facetious. If you scratch any cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist.

If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.

Meow means "woof" in cat.