Busy as a one-armed man with the nettle-rash pasting on wallpaper. - O. Henry

But how is it now? All we get is orders; and the laws go out of the state. Them legislators set up there at Austin and don't do nothing but makes laws against kerosene oil and schoolbooks being brought into the state. I reckon they was afraid some man would go home some evening after work and light up and get an education and go to work and make laws to repeal aforesaid laws.

But when a sick person begins to feel that he’s going to die, half my work is useless.

Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence