Ever since then I have believed that God is not only a gentleman and a sport; he is a Kentuckian too. - William Faulkner

It always takes a man that never made much at any thing to tell you how to run your business, though. Like these college professors without a whole pair of socks to his name, telling you how to make a million in ten years, and a woman that couldn't even get a husband can always tell you how to raise a family.

When people act like niggers, no matter who they are, the only thing to do is treat them like a nigger.

I give it (grandfather's watch) to you not that you may remember time, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment and not spend all your breath trying to conquer it.