Better to say nothing and be thought a fool, said Amarelle, than to interfere in the business of wizards and remove all doubt. - Scott Lynch

Why the hell are you here?
A matter of conscience.
Really? said Locke. Yours? You keep alluding to its existence. Somehow I'm not convinced.

Yes, I like it a lot, it's all worth having to bathe, even!
Hmmm, said Chains. You live long enough for your stones to drop, then tell me if bathing is really such a hardship when the young women around you have bosoms that are more than theoretical.
What? When my what?
Never mind. That subject will be sufficiently confusing in its own good time.

Push your luck, gorgeous, and eventually luck pushes back.