Once you spend three thousand years in the same place, you are pretty much done with it forever. - Wesley Chu

Everyone laid a hand on him and closed their eyes. It reminded Roen of one of those healing prayer circles he attended in college church. No one ever got healed, but it was a good way for him to get close to some girls.

I tried to warn you about her.
“You’re not helping.”
But nope, teenage humans. The worst, most ill-conceived creatures in the universe.
“Other than turkeys, right?”
Yes, nothing beats those morons.

You, somehow, have the greatest potential of all my hosts, and are one of the dumbest, at the same time.
“Gee, thanks for the confidence booster.”
On the contrary, it is brave stupid people who change the world. The smart ones are usually too smart to even try.