When your rainy day fund is so big you've got to check it for swimming cartoon ducks, you might not be a not-profit anymore. - John Oliver
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When your rainy day fund is so big you've got to check it for swimming cartoon ducks, you might not be a not-profit anymore.
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John Oliver
John William Oliver (born 23 April 1977) is a British comedian, political satirist and actor. He is best known in the United States for his work on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and the satirical comedy podcast The Bugle. Having left The Daily Show at the end of 2013, Oliver became the host of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver on HBO on Sunday, 27 April 2014.
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