Anyone got a van? [Silence] That's right, you never see the… - Harry Hill

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Anyone got a van? [Silence] That's right, you never see them any more, do you, vans. Trying to spoil my DVD?

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Matthew Keith Hall (born 1 October 1964), known professionally as Harry Hill, is an English comedian, presenter and writer. He pursued a career in stand-up following years working as a medical doctor, developing an off-beat, energetic performance style that fused elements of surrealism, observational comedy, slapstick, satire and music.

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Alternative Names: Matthew Hall • Matthew Keith Hall • Bob Cassidy

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Anyone got a van? [Silence] That's right, you never see them any more, do you, vans. Trying to spoil my DVD? - Harry Hill

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