Now, if we establish right here at the beginning that all three of us are supporters of all laws that protect trans people, that we believe in all th… - Bill Maher

I'm supposed to be all re-injected with yes-we-can fever after the big health care speech, and it was a great speech — when Black Elvis gets jiggy with his teleprompter, there is none better. But here's the thing: Muhammad Ali also had a way with words, but it helped enormously that he could also punch guys in the face.

Mitt and his ilk are always saying, "If only we ran the government more like a business." No! Government is there specifically for the things that are not supposed to run like a business. Government is not supposed to make a profit.

If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.