Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?' - Chris Colfer

A lot of people would say to me, "So Chris, you were bullied in high school and now you're famous, so you've had a Cinderella story." And I'd think, "What? Are you kidding?" Fame is not a solution. I'm a Cinderella story because I was in an unfortunate situation, and now I'm in a place where I get to do what I love.

I never really learned how to sing. I mean, I think I get most of my experience from just the shower, just annoying my parents to no end, singing loud, having grand encore concerts in the shower. But I've kind of been stuck with this high-pitched voice since forever, so I kind of learned how to use it to my advantage. And I can go very low, too. Not many people know that. I went low once on the show and no one believed it was me.

I just witnessed an old woman wearing joker make-up and jamming hard to music as she drove her convertible. Yes, I just saw my future.